Play me!

Hello. My name is Krow Iroquois, but you can just call me Krow. "Grim" is also an alias of mine that I go by from time to time. I am a 21-year-old, black, transgender man who was raised in the deep and dirty south of the US. I say that to say that even the most rugged of individuals can be super creative.Writing is my ultimate passion. I have been a writer for both fanfiction and original content for as long as I can remember. Throughout the years, I've flip flopped through quite a few fandoms. I don't write as much as I used to anymore, but I thought it wouldn't hurt to start back up again. So, here I am!Regardless of any reason I have behind creating my works—whether it be therapeutic, for spreading knowledge, or just for the hell of it—nearly everything I've written holds a special place in my heart. Something that will always keep me going is the feedback I receive on my works, and I thank every single person who has left any kudos or comments on my fanfiction.While I'm aware that most regard me as one of the greatest writers they've ever known, I am by no means a perfect one. I strive to become a better writer with each passing day. Unless otherwise stated, I will always accept any constructive criticism towards my works. I wouldn't have been able to improve as much as I have if it weren't for critique.With that being said, I hold other writers up to the same accountability and will often offer my constructive criticism with their consent. If I have ever made an error in my delivery, I admit all fault over it. My goal is to treat others the way I would want to be treated— with all due honesty and respect. I am aware that some of my critique may come off as "harsh" or "rough," but I truly don't mean any real harm by what I say; I just like to be as blunt and precise as possible.If you'd like to be friends or just have any type of casual conversation, don't be afraid to contact me. I'm a little awkward at first, but it shouldn't take long for me to warm up to you.

Below is a comprehensive list of all the media I currently enjoy. Everything highlighted in blue has a fandom I consider myself to be an avid participator in.

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (primarily Part 5 and primarily for La Squadra)
Metal Gear Solid
Nier
Black Lagoon
Beastars
Dorohedoro
Manhunt
Red Dead Redemption
Sally Face
Full Metal Alchemist (Brotherhood)
Castlevania
Berserk
Vagabond
Demon Slayer

Below is a list of all my relatively popular works. If you would like to see a list of each and every work I've published, feel free to check out my Ao3 account here.

Cioccolata Smokes Crack
La Squadra Chat Fic
Prison (heed the tags)
It Was(n't) A Good Day

These aren't any of my works, but they are character sheets of my OCs that I just wanted to share.

The Raniero/RisoPro Kids

INTRODUCTION

Before you choose to commission me, PLEASE note that I WILL NOT WRITE any content regarding the following subjects:

  • *Rape or non-consensual elements

  • Pedophilia

  • Bestiality

  • **Gross or extremely off color fetishes

*Rape meaning full blown, detailed scenes of a character being violated. This does not include any work that touches base on trauma related to the subject.**Gross/off color fetishes include: Scat, DDLG, A/B/O, macro/micro, etc. If you're not completely sure about it, just ask beforehand.

I am willing to write anything else that you could possibly think of. Do note that I write is not solely limited to just fanfiction; I can write fanfic and original content all the same. It would be even better if you have any OCs you want me to write about for you.I will say that I am mostly fixed on writing for the JJBA fandom. I can write for other fandoms (that I'm a part of), but it might take me some time to flesh out a full story depending on what the fandom is.

ANOTHER IMPORTANT NOTE: I cannot and will not accept any commissions without being given an idea or prompt to base them off of. In the past, I have been paid a lot of money just to "write whatever I felt like," and though I appreciate the generosity, it's nearly impossible for me to do so. I understand if you're just trying to help me out or something, but if that's the case... just donate the money. Commissioning me for a ton of money, then giving me absolutely nothing to work with AND expecting to see a fine, finished product, is both stressful and utterly ridiculous.When you decide to commission me, make sure you have an idea ready and completely fleshed out in your head. The more descriptive you are, the easier it is for me to write it—and I highly suggest you try to be just as descriptive as possible.

CUSTOM WEBSITES

At this current moment I only use the Carrd.co platform to create said websites, mainly because the platform itself is simple enough for a potential client to go in and make any necessary small changes they need without needing too much of my assistance.With that being said, I moreso offer the service for people who prefer their websites to be more thematic and creative, yet may not have the ability to do the work on their own.

The more complicated the website, the more I charge for my creative touch. The base price for any of my websites is $30 USD. Below, I have attached links to all my personal websites, as well as the projected price range for each respective website, to give you an idea of how much it would have costed if a client would have paid for me to design it for them. Do note that these are not necessarily themes you can actually choose from because these are still MY websites. They are merely examples.Feel free to follow each respective link to get a better idea of what the entire website entails.


METAL GEAR SOLID 2: SONS OF LIBERTY THEME

PROJECTED PRICE RANGE: ~$80-100

krow.carrd.co

(you are already here.)


NieR: AUTOMATA THEME

PROJECTED PRICE RANGE: ~$40-45

nines.crd.co


PERSONAL PORTFOLIO WEBSITE

PROJECTED PRICE RANGE: ~$30-35

slimgrim.carrd.co


If you are interested in a personal website, please contact me through my business email, which is attached at the beginning of my carrd. In your email, please include the following information:

  • What the website is for.

  • Whether or not you would like a particular theme for your website.

  • Whether or not you need me to simply design the website for you to give you an already elaborate base template to work with, or if you need me to work on the entire website for you. (There is no extra charge if you need me to work on your entire website.)

  • Once again, you cannot use the exact same THEME as any of my current websites, but you can ask for a website that is similar to one. (For example, no, I will not design an entirely different website based off of the MGS2 starter screen for you. You're literally just paying for me to play copy-paste. But I would be more than content with designing a website that was based off of the MGS3 starter screen.)

  • If applicable, you have a particular budget in mind you would like me to work with.

Once I review your email, I will begin to discuss designing your website with you. If I agree to work with you, I'll give you a way to contact me with some type of screen sharing service (such as Discord) so if by any chance I want to show you what I'm doing with your website, or discuss something in particular with you that may need your immediate attention and vice versa, it'll be a lot easier than having to communicate with you through email.

PRICES

In the past, my prices used to be really fucking cheap, but the same dog ass prices I had before will no longer work for me. I am an adult who has bills to pay. Despite that, the price still depends on what it is and how long you want it to be. That has always been the same.

Currently, I am only accepting commissions for oneshots at this time. Those will be at a fixed MINIMUM rate of $50 USD for 1k-5k words. Any work that is requested for more than 5k words will have $10 USD tacked on for every extra 1k.(I realize that my commissions cost a lot more than they used to, but I'm not joking when I say I'm an adult with bills to pay. My time is money.)However, if I end up writing more words than what we've originally agreed upon, you don't have to pay me any more than what you've already paid. That just goes to show that I really like your idea and I'm willing to put more effort into it.

SFW commissions remain at a normal price throughout, regardless of the content. NSFW commissions have a significant increase in cost, especially if it tends to be out of the "vanilla" category.I'm letting you know up front: if you want me to write a story about someone being whipped, burned, slapped, or whatever may have it during sex, that shit will not cost $50. Off the bat, NSFW commissions cost a MINIMUM of $80 USD, and prices can increase depending on content.

RETURNS AND LIABILITY

Scamming is a really shitty thing to do. Having experienced it before, never in my right mind would I want to inflict the same type of damage onto another person.With that being said, I will try to get your commission done as quickly as possible and maintain a good quality with the best of my ability.

The production depends on, once again, what it is, how long you want it to be, and also my current schedule and how busy I may be during the week. Some commissions might take me longer than others, especially since I'm kind of and off with working full time jobs, so try to be patient with me! I will send you constant updates on the progress of your purchase.

If shit hits the fan and I'm not able to finish your commission, I will instantly refund you. There will be absolutely no problems on that end. Also, if you find any issues with your commission that you would like to be fixed, you can ALWAYS request changes and I'll certainly accomodate for them.However, if I write it, complete it, and show you the finished product, and by some chance you still want a refund after any (if at all) changes are made, you will not by any means be reimbursed.I'm sorry, but I don't think I need to explain why I have a no refund policy for my finished commissioned content. I used to have an explanation here, but that should be common sense.

As of yet, I have not had anyone dissatisfied with their commissions, even with the ones I've actually had to refund.

RESPECT AND COURTESY

If it is fanfiction, I will ask you if you would like for me to publish the finished product on my Ao3. If it is original, then I will ask if I can share your commission with other people as a reference. If you would like to keep it all to yourself, then I won't share anything. Simple as that.Do not try to claim my work as your own. Absolutely do not. I will find you, and you will be dealt with accordingly.

I want to be as respectful as possible towards you while you will hopefully maintain that respect towards me. I'm going to be honest, I tend to not have a filter around people and I'm afraid I'll say some shit that may piss off a potential customer. If your idea is around the weirder side of things, yes, my first response may just be, "what in the absolute fuck is this?" But at the end of the day, money is money. I don't mind making money off of a hobby that I love, and it makes me feel even better if I can make somebody's else's day while doing so.That is all. If you have any questions, comments, or concerns concerning my commissions, do share them with me.

If you're wondering where to contact me pertaining to commissions, my email address is linked at the beginning of my carrd. Please only contact me via email so I can keep track of everything and share the commissions with you.

GRAPHIC DESIGN

I have worked on an array of different graphic works. It has mostly been flyers & infographics so far, but I will be able to create just about anything you need me to create.I do not yet have an established price range for these works, so they will be inquiry based. To make an inquiry, please contact me via email.